I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know